How ToChange your Boat Name Without incurring Bad Luck
Everyone knows that renaming your boat will bring nothing but bad luck and make your boating experience something that you will want to forget. But what happens when, after months of searching, you find your dreamboat with a name that you just cannot live with. Since the beginning of time, sailors have sworn that there are unlucky ships and the unluckiest ships of all, are those who have defied the gods and changed their names. So, is there a way to change a name and not incur the wrath of those deities that rule the elements? Yes, there is and this is how:
Before taking your new boat out
for her maiden voyage, you must have a "christening
ceremony." A proper christening and the accompanying
ceremony ensures good fortune to the boat and her
crew throughout the life of the vessel. If, after
being properly christened, a vessel does have a run of bad luck, it will be because her christening
ceremony was poorly performed, rather than due to
her Captain's incompetence or to sea monsters..
So for you new boat owners, don't tempt fate.
First of all, make certain that you invite everyone to the christening who is important to the boat. Since this is an auspicious occasion, it is a good time to invite your friends to witness and to party. Distribute champagne to all attendees. Then, recite the following:
"For thousands of years, we have gone to sea. We have crafted vessels to carry us and we have called them by name. These ships will nurture and care for us through perilous seas, and so we affectionately call them "she." To them we toast, and ask to celebrate (the name of your boat)." Then everybody raises their chanmpagne glasses and shouts "TO THE SAILORS OF OLD…TO_________ (the name of your boat)."
Everybody takes a sip.
Then follow with: "The moods
of the sea are many, from tranquil to violent. We
ask that this ship be given the strength to carry
on. The keel is strong and she keeps out the pressures
of the sea." Again the glasses are raised, and the
assemblage shouts, "TO THE SEA...TO THE SAILORS
OF OLD...TO THE SEA!"
Everybody takes another sip.
Continue:"Today we come to name this lady_____________ (name of your boat), and send her to sea to be cared for, and to care for the __________ (name of your family) family. We ask the sailors of old and the mood of God that is the sea to accept ________________ (your boat's name) as her name, to help her through her passages, and allow her to return with her crew safely. " Again, with the raising of the glasses, "TO THE SEA...TO THE SAILORS BEFORE US...TO_________(the name of your boat)."
A last, long sip by all.
Now pour champagne over the bow to appease King Neptune, and lay a branch of green leaves on the deck to ensure safe returns. (This is when you break the bottle accross the bow. Buy at the follwing link Christening Bottle )
Of course, any champagne remaining will be the beginnings of a suitable celebration in honor of the occasion.
Once the ceremony has been completed, you may bring aboard any and all items bearing the new name of your vessel. If you must apply the new name before the ceremony, be sure the name is not revealed before the ceremony is finished. It may be covered with bunting or some other suitable material.
ceremony written by Commander Bob. http://www.commanderbob.com *